Surround yourself with "invisible" Bodyguards...
...who'll make your fans love you even more!
...hire some "Pimp Kune Do" experts to form a protective barrier around you.
Nate (pictured above) has been studying martial arts since he was six-years-old (for 20 years). He's been a prize fighter off and on for 10 years in sports ranging from boxing & kick boxing to MMA cage fighting.
So Nate is now joining forces with a group of other good-natured martial artists like him to master a new style, "Pimp Kune Do" ...way of the intercepting pimp hand ;)
So if you hire a Safari Pimps Security Team, nobody will realize you're surrounded by bodyguards.
All your fans will feel like you partied with each one of them personally ...but they'll never actually get within reach of you unless you give the okay.
The Safari Pimps Security Team will appear to your fans as if they are just fellow fans of yours ...smiling, dancing, and being rowdy along with everyone else ...and nobody will ever even realize that you were intentionally keeping your distance!
So let your fans feel close to you ...without them realizing that you're surrounded by bodyguards ;)
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If you simply need doormen...
...why settle for another one of those socially deficient bullies who seem to think their job consists mainly of scowling at everyone who walks through the door?
If you're a club or pub owner, you'd be wise to send in "secret shoppers" to test out how your bouncers greet your customers, because there's a good chance you're paying someone to look at your customers like this...
...and that's just not good for your business!
A scowling bouncer can set an emotional tone that not only puts a damper on the good times for your customers ...causing them to spend less money ...but a hostile look can also butterfly-effect into the kind of violent drama that can suddenly destroy you financially.
For instance ...every so often a guy will walk into your place who's the type to come back shooting if he feels he's been bullied by one of your bouncers ...so a smile should be what all your bouncers use to greet everyone who walks through your door.
Just the time it takes to answer the lawsuits from shooting victims turns the following few years into a living hell for anyone unlucky enough to deal with a situation like this!
But you can dramatically reduce your chances of ever experiencing a nightmare like the scenario above if you purge your security staff of scowling bullies ...and contact Security@SafariPimps.com to fill those openings with friendly types who'll joke around with your customers and be more effective at keeping rowdy customers in line as a result of being well-liked.
The Andy Griffith Show's "Sheriff Andy" is actually an excellent style model for a doorman :) Preventing violence ...by smiling calmly and speaking in soothing tones ...as you firmly insist that people do what you ask them to do ...will generally resolve things peacefully.
It costs you nothing to have us refer security personnel to you ...and hiring one of our referrals will bring you customers ...because we'll notify our email list that they can expect to be treated well by your bouncers ...and move your updated listing to the top of the page at www.SafariPimps.com/hangouts.php
And if it comes down to a physical conflict ...our people will expertly use Jiu Jitsu to gently subdue the rowdy ones without inflicting injury.
Many of our people have experience as MMA cage fighters ...and all can deal with violent situations with a totally cool head ...they can keep smiling and even be entertaining about physically kicking someone out!
But since we're all trained to start off with smiling social finesse, these kinds of violent situations will be very rare.
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