Our Favorite Hangouts
The Safari Pimps' favorite pubs & clubs
But don't put up with anything less than friendly treatment from the security staff at these places. Don't even put up with being scowled at for no reason at the door. This doesn't have to be the norm...
...just politely ask for the bouncer's name, write it down and gracefully go have a good time somewhere else ...you can improve the pub scene by writing a complaint about this bouncer later and sending it to:
Make your complaint message especially effective
by staying polite ...placing "was scowled at/bullied/etc at (name of club)" in subject line ...include names and details of behavior in the message ...and finish up by asking that the message "please" be
forwarded to the owner "thank you".
Then email it to complaints@safaripimps.com and we'll make sure all your concerns get the attention they deserve...
...by printing up all of your complaint letters together ...and stapling them to our own letter announcing that friendlier security staff can be found through www.SafariPimps.com/SECURITY.php
We'll pack these letters in with one of our shirts...
...gift wrap it, and mail it to the club/pub addressed to the owner.
Gifts always get through to an owner personally ;) ...while complaint letters rarely make it past the manager's trash can after being resoundingly ignored :P
Send your complaints to complaints@safaripimps.com and we'll see to it that your efforts make an impact, because ...whether the owner actually reads them or not ...personally lifting a heavy stack of complaint letters like that will get the message across.
Then we'll update this page to show when any of these places start using www.SafariPimps.com/SECURITY.php to staff their security personnel ...so you'll know where you can go to spend your entertainment dollars with full confidence that you'll get cheerful & respectful treatment from the security staff.
So I hope you'll join us in this grassroots uprising against the tyranny of rude bouncers! :)
Join forces with The Safari Pimps and you can literally go out to the clubs and fight for your right to party!!
~ behold ~
The Safari Pimps'
San Francisco
Santa Cruz
~ a riddle fo yo pimpfotainment ~
Sweet G's been written plenty of speeding tickets!
BUT HE HAS A PERFECT DRIVING RECORD
maybe you can guess
how this can be
if you
click
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:PHint: Instead of paying the tickets, he's paid the price of the tickets to lawyers referred to him thru a service that costs him less than he'd pay in additional auto insurance if the tickets showed up on his driving record.
