~ a riddle fo yo pimpfotainment ~
Sweet G's been written plenty of speeding tickets!
BUT HE HAS A PERFECT DRIVING RECORD
maybe you can guess
how this can be
if you
click
?
!
Hint: Instead of paying the tickets, he's paid the price of the tickets to lawyers referred to him thru a service that costs him less than he'd pay in additional auto insurance if the tickets showed up on his driving record.
The truly mind-boggling thing is it would've cost him more to simply pay the fines, and if he'd done that there'd be traffic violations on his record!
Once you create your account, your Smoke Shop page will look like the example above this text...
...from that point on when people click through your page (i.e. www.safaripimps.com/yourname) and buy something from your Smoke Shop you'll be sent a commission check for 40% of everything they spend.
...and become an affiliate, by clicking the "JOIN NOW" button at the page the "Make CASH Selling Legal Buds!" banner (above) takes you to.
Simply enter "NA" in the boxes next to questions asking for info about your website/url (since you don't have one yet) ...and then enter your name and the address you want your checks sent to.
That's all it takes to fill out the affiliate application ...after you hit "Submit" ...you'll be sent an Affiliate ID#
Once you've gotten your LegalBuds Affiliate ID#, just compose an email asking The Safari Pimps for a free Smoke Shop page that includes...
~ your new LegalBuds Affiliate ID#
~ the name you want to use for the title of (your-name-here)'s Smoke Shop
~ and your preferred user name (as in, www.safaripimps.com/your-user-name.php)
...send this message to Affiliate@SafariPimps.com and we'll reply with a url (www.safaripimps.com/your-user-name.php) that leads to your new fully functional web-automated Smoke Shop page!!
This
is all free to you. You pay nothing for the web page. You pay nothing
for the Smoke Shop. You pay nothing ever ...ever ...ever!!!
This is a legitimate offer to pay YOU to help people have fun by providing them with a convenient way to buy legal highs and cool smoke shop merchandise.
In literally a matter of minutes you can be in
business ...making 40% of everything anyone spends through your page.
Simple as that ...and about as close as you can get to being given a magic money machine! :)
All the best,
Sweet G Poppins
